Yesterday was my birthday.My husband brought a big surprize home for me. He knew I had had my eyes on a lovely nubile young woman from Vancouver. All Keith ever wants is for me to be happy, he is so very thoughtful and generous. Now dont be shocked. I know you know me as a restrained, sensible lady. But there's a side to me I rarely share with my friends. Keith is privy to my passionate wants and desires, and today I will let you in on a fantasy come true.
For my birthday he brought home this other woman. She costs a high rate but he thought she would be worth every penny for the pleasure she would bring us. He snuck her in the front door and got her ready. Then he called me in from the back yard. You can imagine my surprize when I discovered this beauty with skin like alabaster in my home. Her hair piled up on her head with pretty little tendrils escaping to wisp around her neck. She was naked except for a shawl held loosely around her waist. The sight of her took my breath away. Tears sprang to my eyes, knowing my love had gone to so much effort to bring her to me on the occasion of my 42nd birthday. I just wanted to stare at her , soaking in her lovliness. Absorbing every detail of her perfect form. This was indeed a gift I would remember for a long time. Keith. eager to get her into position, swept her up in his arms and carrried her out to the back garden. No light weight, was this young maiden. She probably weighs around 150lbs. But then Keith always did like his women on the sturdy side. He carried her out to the poolside where she stood, a perfect form, in our private yard. We sat together and soaked in the sight of her. She was going to be staying here for our enjoyment for a very long time.
Okay, get your minds out of the gutter!
A week ago we had been to Grandville Island In Vancouver, about 9o minute drive from here. When we were there I saw this garden statue. I fawned over it and said how much I liked it. She is so very pretty and such a "real"shape. But her price tag put her out of my impulse-buying-urge range.
So thank you Keith for this amazing birthday .
He also got me a huge bouquet of flowers, chocolates, and a couple of nice trellises made of iron with birds on top.
I am so spoiled I know. But I thanked him extra good!
15 comments:
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday, dear Susan,
Happy Birthday to yooooooo.
I have actually seen that statue, and it is lovely...!
I haven't been visiting many blogs lately, but I'm baaaack... Ha!
Cheers,
Josie
What an absolutely beautiful birthday you had - topped off with the special gift of the love of your husband.
Have you named her? She needs a name, I think.
Happy birthday - and many more.
You have a special hubby there. Happy Birthday and many more.
I love the statue too.
Perhaps her name is Devine...
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MY FRIEND!!!!
now that my mind is out of the gutter, lol, i must say how happy i'm that you have such a loving and thoughtful husband...not that for any second i thought it would be a gift for him as much as you, lol..not at all..
anyhoo, the 'lady' is absolutely stunning and she looks so at home in her new home. congrats to both of you in having each other.
i read about Kayla's wish coming true and hon, i'm so happy for her and you all. she is so deserving and i'm so thrilled..
i am so glad to be here visiting and i want you to know i'm feeling better and so i shall start blogging a bit more often now. i miss you and your dads blogs too, pls pass my hellos to him..
love you and many hugs..and enjoy the beauty of the blessed event of your birth. a great gift to many, many of us...
love, xoxo
Happy belated Birthday!
Thanks for dropping by, I hope you'll feel welcome any time!
Happy Belated Birthday. I'm sorry I didn't say it sooner with all that's going on.
A lovely gift there. I liked how you built your little suspense. :)
Take care of you.
I love her... and I can see why you would have wanted another woman to enter your homestead...
Happy, Happy Birthday. It sounds like you had a wonderful day. The statue is beautiful and will be a wonderful addition to your garden area. You are one lucky girl to have such a thoughtful hubby!
I'm glad you got such a lovely birthday gift, and I wish you the very happiest and healthiest of birthdays.
Happy Birthday Susan!!! Your gift is really beautiful and your post was great. Sounded pretty naughty at first, but I had a feeling you were being tricky. LOL. Take care, and may you enjoy many many more Birthdays like this one.
Happy Birthday!!!!
That is a nice present but I think your best present is having Keith. :)
Happy Birthday. That is a beautiful gift...AND chocolates too! That hubby is a keeper. Your yard must be spectacular. Rather than looking through Homes and Garden magazines, I'll be directing my husband to look at your blog!
Can I have a nubile young woman also.... but she has to be able to do weeding in the garden
I will post the nuble young woman who has been sitting by our fireplace for the last thirty years or so.
Outhouse Capital is going to get smacked over the head if he starts yearning for nubile young women. It is alright for him to look, but he better not do more than that. Seriously Susan, your statue is lovely and I am very jealous. I wish she were sitting in my garden, amongst the weeds! Did you manage to get a decent picture of me last week? If so, will you email it, I didn't get one off anybody yet, alsthough I know there were several cameras from our chapter.
Awwww! What a sweet thing for him to do. Happy Birthday!
Barbara
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